1 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,331 Do you hear anything yet? 2 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,734 Yes, I'm... I'm beginning To catch something, 3 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,736 But it doesn't seem To make any sense. 4 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,527 Let me have it. 5 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,444 "Tiptoe through the tulips"? 6 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,546 You're listening to the radio! 7 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:40,050 That woman has the Worst voice I ever heard. 8 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:46,489 Yes, but she plays A great banjo. 9 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,091 Ah! 10 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:53,463 - max... - huh? 11 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:56,732 - the babies are awake. - so are we, 99. 12 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:58,568 Yeah, but they're crying. 13 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,904 I'll be crying pretty Soon if they don't shut up. 14 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:04,740 Max, it's your turn to get Up and see what's the matter. 15 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,167 Okay, 99. 16 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:48,451 So the drug is working. 17 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:51,476 They are completely Hallucinated. 18 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:06,202 That's a good baby. 19 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:10,028 Go to sleep and tomorrow daddy Will let you play in the swamp. 20 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:34,097 - are they all right, max? - yes, they're all fine, 99. 21 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:37,522 - were they wet? - well, one of them was teething. 22 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,738 Kaos will be very Proud of you, mr. Pym. 23 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,806 Yeah. Well, thank You, rhinehart. 24 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,875 I'm rather proud of myself. 25 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:49,078 I do think this is one Of my better formulas. 26 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,380 Really, sir? Why Do you think that? 27 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:53,750 Because none of The others worked. 28 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,986 - you left the light on. - huh? Huh? 29 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,122 - what? What light? - the light you left on. 30 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:02,992 - you left it on. - oh, that light. 31 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,529 Mmm... 32 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:10,900 99, look. I forgot to take Off one of my snow shoes. 33 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:14,838 Max, what are you talking about? 34 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,640 Max! Look at you! 35 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:21,132 Well you don't look too good When you first get up, either. 36 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:34,684 Out late last night, chief? 37 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:38,087 up late last night, max. I Had the darndest nightmare. 38 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,957 I dreamed I had Long golden curls 39 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,493 And I was playing billiards With george washington 40 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:47,263 And he was cheating. Can you imagine That, george washington cheating? 41 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,432 Why not? He claimed he Would never tell a lie. 42 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,334 He never said anything About cheating. 43 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:53,603 Max and I had bad dreams Last night too, chief. 44 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,939 It's a weird coincidence. 45 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,762 Not really, chief. We both ate pizza. 46 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,511 Chief, the report on kaos just Came through our spy satellite. 47 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,781 - are you sure it's up to date? - positive. 48 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,584 The weather map says it's Gonna be clear and warmer. 49 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:09,586 It also says that Kaos tried to take over 50 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,644 All the universities In the united states. 51 00:05:11,668 --> 00:05:12,355 They did? 52 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:15,491 Yeah. They offered the students enough guns To take over every school in the country, 53 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:17,026 - but it didn't work. - why not? 54 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,962 The students said they Wouldn't settle for tokenism 55 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,396 And they ran them off campus. 56 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,965 Chief, did I hear you say Something about a nightmare? 57 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,101 - what about it? - I dreamed last night I'd keep trying 58 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:28,337 To find a pot at the end of the Rainbow. And I finally found it. 59 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,805 Was the pot filled with gold? 60 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,208 No, with refried beans. 61 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:34,510 If it was filled with gold, I Wouldn't have come to work today. 62 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,379 All right, larrabee, thank you. 63 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:39,181 - for what? - for the report, for everything. 64 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,684 Oh, that's okay, chief. 65 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,353 Well, larrabee? 66 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,156 Uh, I forgot to tell you, Chief. You've got a call waiting. 67 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,085 Anything important? 68 00:05:47,109 --> 00:05:49,100 I wouldn't know. It's From the white house. 69 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,130 Hello? Yes, I can hold on. 70 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,432 It's the president. 71 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,390 Yes, mr. President. 72 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,904 You did? Well, 73 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,648 That's funny, so did I And two of my agents. 74 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:08,032 Yes sir, that is rather strange. 75 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,647 Yes sir, I will. 76 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:15,284 I'll get on it right Away, mr. President. 77 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,586 The president had a Bad dream last night too. 78 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:20,723 He dreamed that he disbanded The entire u.S. Air force 79 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:22,758 And replaced them with The jefferson airplane. 80 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:24,093 That is terrible. 81 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,962 Oh, no, what's terrible Is that this morning 82 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,863 The jefferson airplane Reported for work. 83 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,934 Chief, I don't understand. Why Are we all having strange dreams? 84 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:34,269 It's gotten out of hand, 99. The president said 85 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:37,406 All members of congress and the Pentagon had bad dreams last night. 86 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,909 Boy, somebody is doing Great pizza business. 87 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,078 What is it, larrabee? 88 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,247 - how did you know it was me, chief? - never mind that, larrabee. 89 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:47,183 - what are you buzzing me for? - the cia and fbi just called. 90 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:50,419 they want you to Tune on tv channel 51. 91 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:53,283 Channel 51... That's the Educational spy channel. 92 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,814 Maybe this will explain Why all our government 93 00:06:59,838 --> 00:07:01,419 Officials are having Strange dreams. 94 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,467 Oh, hello, out there. 95 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:09,438 I'm jarvis pym, Kaos's mad pharmacist. 96 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:12,075 Kaos's mad pharmacist? 97 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,911 Yes, that's right, I thought Some of you might be wondering 98 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,114 About all those strange Dreams that everybody is having. 99 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,817 Well, they're not dreams. They're hallucinations 100 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:23,519 Caused by a miracle drug That I have discovered. 101 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,155 Now I think I should point out 102 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,824 That all of you have Had a very mild dose. 103 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:31,361 Had it been full strength, 104 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:33,262 You would have the Dreams permanently, 105 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,198 Never to be able To differentiate 106 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:38,968 Between reality and fantasy. 107 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,937 Now, you can imagine what that Would do to your government. 108 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:46,575 Every high-ranking Official, excluding no one, 109 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:49,979 Would be reduced To a raving lunatic. 110 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:56,952 Now let's get down to business. 111 00:07:56,976 --> 00:08:00,222 Unless I receive $50,000,000 112 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:03,259 In unmarked bills, I will carry this plan 113 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,294 To its utmost fruition. 114 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,064 I will contact you On this same channel 115 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,667 Later tonight, directly After "Let us pray," 116 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,469 And tell you where to Deliver the $50,000,000. 117 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,505 Well, good night. 118 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,194 - psst. - huh? 119 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,944 Oh, yes... I must warn you: 120 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,780 Do not try to locate or stop me. 121 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:27,650 If you do, I swear I will Wipe out your government. 122 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,020 And now for all of you Having a splitting headache, 123 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:34,524 Take two aspirins and go to bed. 124 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,850 Pleasant dreams. Humph. 125 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,867 That man is out of his head. 126 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:47,736 Yes, but what a Diabolically clever plan! 127 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,207 Yeah, but like all Diabolically clever geniuses, 128 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,443 - he made one mistake! - really? What mistake is that, max? 129 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,814 He prescribed medicine for our Headaches and he's not a doctor. 130 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:01,673 We can get him for practicing Medicine without a license. 131 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:08,457 Well, that does it. Our scientists Have checked out everything... 132 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,093 Food, air filtration, Dust, pollen. 133 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,762 We still don't know how the mad Pharmacist slipped the drug to us. 134 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:16,365 Well, what makes you So sure he did, chief? 135 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,468 What do you mean, what Makes me so sure he did? 136 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,905 I'll ask you... What Makes him so sure he did? 137 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,640 Well, max, for all of us at Control to have had bad dreams, 138 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,876 We must've been Contacted in the same way. 139 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,511 For instance, the water supply. 140 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,680 Of course, the water supply. 141 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,182 No, max, it couldn't have Been the water supply. 142 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,617 if it was, everyone in washington Would've been affected. 143 00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:38,855 Well, I guess jarvis pym Will get his $50,000,000. 144 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,858 But that's blackmail. You know what Happens when you pay off a blackmailer? 145 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,593 - he gives you a receipt? - no, he comes back the next day 146 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:47,430 And asks for more money. Besides, we have no guarantee 147 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:50,132 That if we pay the 50 million, Pym will destroy the drug. 148 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:51,934 Yes we do, if he Gives us a receipt. 149 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,004 I'll tell you one thing... Pym won't get us again. 150 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,039 Control is Completely sealed off. 151 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,375 I want you two to stay here and Make sure everything checks out. 152 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,143 Meet me in my Office in five minutes. 153 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,713 Right, chief. 154 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:07,083 I wouldn't wanna be in his Shoes, max. He's a worried man. 155 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,684 If he'd only get a receipt 156 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,909 It wouldn't be so bad, 99. 157 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:20,084 Your shot, mr. Washington. And this time, don't cheat. 158 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,935 Hello, max and 99. 159 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,959 What are you doing in Those silly-looking outfits? 160 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:39,615 So that's how they did it! 161 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,052 Yes, according to our technicians The drug was in this water all the time. 162 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,987 Of course! I should Have guessed it, chief! 163 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:48,291 I've had some weird experiences With water before... In mexico. 164 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,159 At least, this time We have a lead. 165 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,428 The dartfoot springs Water company. 166 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,196 Probably a front for jarvis pym. 167 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,799 Well then, all I have to do, Chief, is to take a squad of men, 168 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,101 - go over and raid the place. - max, you can't do that. 169 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,104 What if it isn't a Front for jarvis pym? 170 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:04,373 99 is right. If you pulled a raid, There's no telling what pym will do. 171 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,876 Well then, if I wanna get in, we'll Have to do it in a discreet manner, 172 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,377 - right, chief? - now you're thinking! 173 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,611 - two agents! - right. 174 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:11,146 - and a tank. - wrong! 175 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,550 - wrong? One agent and one tank? - no, max. 176 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:17,386 Just a tank? But That's ridiculous, chief. 177 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,523 A tank doesn't go by itself! Someone has to drive it, you know. 178 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:23,025 Max, you and 99 are going To infiltrate that plant, 179 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,394 - all alone. - all alone? 180 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,396 In the midst of 100 kaos agents? 181 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,665 That's the way It has to be, max. 182 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,100 Well okay, chief. No offense, 99, 183 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:35,570 But this is the first time I Wish you were built like a tank. 184 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,739 You'd better get going. We don't have much time. 185 00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,976 Right, chief. And don't Worry, we'll get inside. 186 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,045 Just don't get caught. Capture means certain death. 187 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:46,482 Suicide mission, huh, chief? Well, you've picked the right man. 188 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,651 - I hope so. - you hope what, 189 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,843 That you picked the right man Or that it's a suicide mission? 190 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,531 Certainly does Look suspicious, max. 191 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,601 That high fence and those armed Guards patrolling all over the place. 192 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,269 That's enough pictures. 193 00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:09,571 It looks impregnable. How Are we gonna get in there? 194 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,074 By careful planning, 99. 195 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,176 We will climb over the fence. 196 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,413 No, max, it might be wired. We could set off an alarm. 197 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,722 Oh. Well, then we'll Climb under the fence. 198 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:20,883 You mean tunnel? 199 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,286 Well, I don't mean exactly That, but... Why not? 200 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,421 Why not dig a tunnel Under the fence? 201 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,556 No, max. It'll take too long. 202 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,159 99, I keep coming Up with suggestions 203 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:34,363 And you keep coming up with Reasons why they won't work. 204 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,400 Max, maybe you could use one of those Pipes and pole-vault over the fence. 205 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,002 Shh. Please, 99, I'm trying to think. 206 00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:41,904 I'm sorry. 207 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,839 I've got it. 208 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,942 Why don't I use One of these pipes 209 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,944 And try to pole-vault Over the fence? 210 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,733 That might work. 211 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,751 Max, look at those People up the gate. 212 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,742 - what are they doing? - let's find out. 213 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:06,061 Excuse me. 214 00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:08,530 Just a minute. Play nice, kids. 215 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:12,434 Lazar, don't torture that Butterfly. It's a thing of nature. 216 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,103 - yes? - we were just wondering... 217 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,771 Neal, get off the ground! 218 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,540 Anastasia, don't Kick neal in the back! 219 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,476 You know I don't allow Kicking above the knees. 220 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,212 - are they all yours? - those four are... 221 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,415 Lazar, neal, Anastasia and luden. 222 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,684 Luden is the one Gnawing on the tree. 223 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,820 We were just passing By and we saw this line. 224 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,629 We wondered what You all were waiting for. 225 00:13:32,653 --> 00:13:33,255 The tour. 226 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,325 - what tour? - twice a day, seven days a week, 227 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,393 The dartfoot springs Water company gives you 228 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,195 A guided tour right Through the plant. 229 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,364 Luden, don't eat dirt. 230 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,968 Graze, if you want To, but don't eat dirt. 231 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,105 Excuse me. 232 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,374 Max, that's how we'll get Inside... We'll join the tour. 233 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:55,778 Either that or we can have luden Chew a hole in the fence for us. 234 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,802 Come on, 99. 235 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,952 Okay, let's move inside. 236 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,777 The tour is gonna Start any second now. 237 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:25,641 Mr. Pym, we're going to have Two special visitors in the tour... 238 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,032 Maxwell smart and his wife. 239 00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,384 This is where it all happens, Ladies and gentlemen... 240 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:39,088 The home of dartfoot springs. 241 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,257 This is a faucet 242 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,214 und a piece of pipe. 243 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,385 This is a bottle of water. 244 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:53,224 This is a drainpipe und a hammer. 245 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,062 This is a pan und a ladle. 246 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:03,312 A pitcher und a bowl. 247 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,548 und we have here, Ladies and gentlemen, 248 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,317 Three feet above the ground, 249 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,387 A water "Schprigot." 250 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,027 Now, if you'll Follow me, please. 251 00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,985 Right this way. 252 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,305 Now's our chance to break Away from the tour, 99. 253 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,073 We've got to find Out if jarvis pym 254 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,774 - is on the premises. - right, max. 255 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,410 und straight ahead... Is our tasting room. 256 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,634 99, look. 257 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,541 All the water you can Drink... absolutely free. 258 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:50,125 Please go ahead and Drink as much as you want. 259 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,583 I'll be with you in a minute. 260 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,562 Dr. Pym: welcome Mr. And mrs. Smart. 261 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:10,279 I've been expecting you. 262 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:13,749 My laboratory isn't Usually on the tour, 263 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:18,220 But for you we Made an exception. 264 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,323 All right, pym, don't try anything Funny. We've got you covered. 265 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,759 Quite the opposite, mr. Smart. 266 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,623 It is I who have you covered. 267 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:31,166 I'm all alone, if that's What's puzzling you. 268 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,502 Then how do you figure You have us covered? 269 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,973 If I were you, I would look more Closely at my mortar and pestle. 270 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,677 Of course, the old Pestle-in-the-mortar trick! 271 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:46,437 No, the old Mortar-in-the-mortar trick. 272 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,258 I warned control What would happen 273 00:16:56,282 --> 00:17:00,117 If you tried to Interfere with my plans. 274 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,467 You'll never get Away with this, pym. 275 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,069 We've canceled our supply And cut off your water. 276 00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:10,071 I assumed as much when You showed up here. 277 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,741 That's why I'm putting An alternate plan 278 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,144 - into effect. - what alternate plan? 279 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,313 - I don't know yet. - then what makes you think it'll work? 280 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:22,617 Because if it doesn't, I have An alternate alternate plan 281 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,586 And that one never fails. 282 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,456 - max, he's mad. - wait a minute, 99, 283 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,292 - if he says it never fails... - aha, 284 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:32,883 - I've got it. - max: you see? 285 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,966 what is it, max? 286 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:41,002 Well, it's either a White manhole cover 287 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,605 Or the second largest Aspirin I've ever seen. 288 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,774 I am going to drop this tablet 289 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,776 Into the city reservoir. 290 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,712 Every citizen of washington Will be walking around 291 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,949 Dazed, drugged and Out of their heads. 292 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:57,352 Of course. And everybody will Think that it's a folk rock festival. 293 00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:00,923 - what do we do now, max? - don't worry, 99. 294 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,958 - the laugh is on him. - who? 295 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,461 - him, pym. - why do you say that? 296 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,397 Because supposing I were To ask you what would happen 297 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,232 If we were to break Out of this capsule. 298 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,969 Then I would have to answer you That the capsule is unbreakable. 299 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,071 That's why I'm not Going to ask you. 300 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:20,309 Besides, there's only enough air In there to last for three minutes. 301 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,112 You're just saying that to Frighten us and make us talk. 302 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:27,283 Talk? Huh? You Have nothing to say 303 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,452 That I would be Interested in hearing. 304 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,221 Oh, really? How about the Carpenter murder case? 305 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,889 What about the Carpenter murder case? 306 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,557 See, you're interested already. 307 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,227 No sense in stalling, mr. Smart. 308 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,463 In three minutes You will be dead, 309 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,499 The citizens of Washington will be drugged 310 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:47,803 And I will be on a plane headed For the beach at acapulco. 311 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,907 Acapulco? Max and I almost Went there on our honeymoon. 312 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:55,077 It's beautiful there. We changed Our minds at the last minute, though 313 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,579 And we went to the Caribbean. It's also very... 314 00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,815 Pretty there too. 315 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,986 Before going to the Reservoir I have to go upstairs 316 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,988 And get rid of those tourists, 317 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,790 But I'll be back for My tablet in a minute. 318 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,534 By then, you'll be dead. 319 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:15,052 Good bye, mr. And mrs. Smart. 320 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,469 - max, what are we gonna do now? - don't panic, 99. 321 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,304 Whatever you do, don't panic. 322 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,706 Well, max, there's Only two minutes left. 323 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,442 If there was only something that We had to work a way out of this... 324 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,145 A hammer or a knife Or an ax or something. 325 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,147 There must be some way To break this capsule. 326 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,683 It must be made out of Some kind of special plastic. 327 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,418 - okay, 99, you can do it. - do what? 328 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,267 Panic. 329 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:39,788 Oh, max, we're never Gonna get out of here alive. 330 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,057 Wait a minute, 99. Look over there. 331 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:46,194 It's a beaker of acid. If we can Get this capsule to topple over, 332 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:49,732 And get the acid to pour on top Of the capsule, it will dissolve it. 333 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,067 But how are you gonna Make the capsule topple over? 334 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:56,160 By using my head, 99. Watch! 335 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:58,874 - I've got it! - got what? 336 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,678 The worst headache I've ever head in my life. 337 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,447 Max, maybe if we do it together! 338 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:08,150 It's worth to try, 99. All right, ready? 339 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:12,176 Both: one, two, three. 340 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,615 Duck, 99! 341 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:24,466 Max, the tumbler didn't fall. 342 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,535 I know, 99, but The capsule broke. 343 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,238 But could it? Pym said It was unbreakable. 344 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,495 He lied. 345 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,445 Come on, 99. We have to destroy That tablet before pym gets back. 346 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,603 What are we gonna Do though, max...? 347 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,626 All right, pym, Hold it right there! 348 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,628 Oh, no, mr. Smart. You mustn't stop me. 349 00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:56,498 This tablet represents My entire life's work. 350 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,867 I must drop it in the reservoir. 351 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,769 Please, let me. You Must let me. Please! 352 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:05,440 I'm sorry, pym, but I can't allow you To drop that tablet in the reservoir. 353 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,876 - how about a lake? - forget it! 354 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,001 I'm placing you under arrest And I'm confiscating that tablet. 355 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,950 Well, in that case, Mr. Smart, there's... 356 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,287 Nothing left to live for. 357 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:21,523 Observe... Sodium Calcium chloride. 358 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,259 - do you know what that is? - an artificial sweetener? 359 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,963 No, it's the second most Deadly poison in the world. 360 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:30,554 - what's the first? - artificial sweetener. 361 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,571 Well, goodbye, Mr. And mrs. Smart. 362 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,340 Not so fast, pym! 363 00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:40,175 - observe! - what's that? 364 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,811 Anti-sodium calcium chloride. 365 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:45,480 If you take that Sodium calcium chloride, 366 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:49,184 I'll shove this down your Throat... Not the ring, the powder... 367 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,852 And you'll be alive again. 368 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,054 That's very clever Of you, mr. Smart, 369 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,691 But I was prepared. Observe again... 370 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:59,427 Pro-anti-sodium Calcium chloride. 371 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,798 If you bring me back To life, I shall take this 372 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:06,001 And then I shall be Permanently disposed of. 373 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:10,639 Temporarily Permanently disposed of! 374 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,641 - you know what's in here? - no. 375 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,678 Oh, that makes two Of us. What's in here, 99? 376 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:18,947 Anti-pro-anti-sodium Calcium chloride. 377 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:22,350 If you take sodium calcium chloride And max brings you back to life 378 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:26,188 With anti-sodium calcium chloride and You decide to destroy yourself again 379 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,591 With pro-anti-sodium calcium chloride, Max will bring you back to life again 380 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:34,329 With anti-pro-anti-sodium Calcium chloride. 381 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,733 That's easy enough For you to say. 382 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,468 I've run out of rings. 383 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:42,670 Well, I'm glad to hear That. It was my turn next. 384 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,839 Yeah, you never really Had a chance, pym. 385 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,542 There was no possible way for You to do away with yourself 386 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,411 While you were my cus... 387 00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:52,781 - mr. Pym, are you all right?! - yes, yes. 388 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,783 My ring deflected the bullet, 389 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,608 Ricocheted into my shoulder... 390 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,744 Into my shoulder! 391 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,760 Well, 99, 392 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:07,295 Thanks to us, pym was stopped From drugging the reservoir 393 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,865 And giving all the people in Washington hallucinations. 394 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,367 Just think, max, because of us, 395 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,769 Everyone tomorrow Morning will jump out of bed 396 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,304 And jump into the shower, Grab a quick breakfast 397 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,074 And jump into their cars and get On the freeway and rush to work 398 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,465 Just like they do Every day in the year. 399 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:26,270 Do you think we did The right thing, 99?